51142
24 Jul 14 at 1 am

imthegayest:

Holy fuck

(Source: cptunicorn, via riciel)

imthegayest:

Holy fuck

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via w0nderluss)

 8614
24 Jul 14 at 12 am

ghdos:

themochagoddess:

nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V

from Science Alert

Discuss.

Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!

*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*

Wow.

(via nare-bear)

ghdos:

themochagoddess:

nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert

Discuss.
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!

*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*

Wow.
 14518
23 Jul 14 at 5 am

(Source: gypsyone, via kimmando)

 1
23 Jul 14 at 5 am

AWWWW SHUCKSSS m0rphling is following mee
I feel very blessed ^___^
Hi Andy have a wonderful day snookums ✌️

 107985
23 Jul 14 at 2 am

l0vedarlene:

obligatorymeangirlsreference:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

^

(via nare-bear)

 5096
23 Jul 14 at 1 am

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 242648
23 Jul 14 at 12 am

josiah-of-many-trades:

eradicatedelicacy:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

[source]

Tree apocalypse.

I wonder if you could very very patiently build a house by continually bending and grafting trees like this. A LITERAL TREEHOUSE, mofos.

(via m0rphling)

josiah-of-many-trades:

eradicatedelicacy:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

Tree apocalypse.

I wonder if you could very very patiently build a house by continually bending and grafting trees like this. A LITERAL TREEHOUSE, mofos.

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

image

image

and you may or may not have realized that those were…

image

they don’t make em like this anymore

(via welliwonderrr)

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via cumfessions)

"I scratch and bite.” She warned. “You’ll crawl and beg too.” He promised."

 1
22 Jul 14 at 2 pm

What is this sappy words I’ve been spouting. Me being happy. That’s like I was on a high. A high caused by a person. That’s not any good. Especially when we couldn’t work out anyway. A humongous reminder that a person shouldn’t make me happy. I make myself happy and with the person I can be my happiest. And when things don’t work out, I’ll still be happy for the times we had because that’s all we wanted. Nothing more. Right? I really hope I’m not overthinking this. It’s really simple.

But, your eyes say more and that is where I’m lost and don’t know where this goes.
It’s probably the lack of AC LOOOOOOOL or that it was morning.